Scottsdale is an easy place to blow all of your money quickly. There are strip clubs, casinos, jam packed night clubs with beautiful women, fine dining… you get the picture. There are tons of places to blow stacks of cash quickly and I wanted to discuss with you some of my favorite spots to “make it rain”. Please keep in mind that I make really good money at my current profession. If I didn’t make a few hundred G’s every year, I wouldn’t be doing this. Don’t act like you have money if you really don’t! If you do actually have money to blow, good for you! Follow my advice and you’re sure to have a great night spending wads of cash.
First stop, Ruth’s Christ Steak House. This is one of my favorite places to go before heading out on the town. It’s important to have a good meal in your stomach before drinking heavily which is why I choose to come here. I love to get appetizers, sit at the bar, and usually spend about fifty bucks here. It’s really easy to do this when you factor in their drinks are usually over ten bucks a pop and you have to get food of course which is usually going to cost another twenty bucks or so. To be honest, I only spend fifty bucks when I’m having a tame night, when I’m feeling wild it can easily jump up to one hundred bucks or more for an hour or so of great drinks and food.
After we’ve got some good eats from Ruth Christ’s, I like to head on over to Tacos Blancos for a few shots of tequila. I know a few of the bartenders here so that is the main reason that this place is on the top of my list. If you don’t want to spend that much money before going out on the town, this would be a good alternative to the steakhouse. You can still get some fresh and unique cocktails here with a great onslaught of Mexican food to choose from. I highly recommend their chips and guacamole if you only feel like snacking.
Now that we’re pretty well buzzed at this point and we’ve got some food in our system, it’s time to head on over to our first club of the night, Hi-Fi. I only like to come to this place when I have bottle service and a nice table reserved. I would never come here otherwise because the dance floor and bar area gets so packed that it’s just outright annoying. I usually don’t mind a rowdy scene like this but for some reason this place gets so crowded that I just feel claustrophobic when walking around here on a Friday or Saturday night. After a few good bottles here with my crew, I can usually expect to leave here after spending about five hundred dollars.
After I get my bottle service on at Hi-Fi, it’s time to head to Fox’s Whiskey Lounge to unwind at the end of the night. This is a place where you can pick from their find cigar selection and smoke them inside in their comfortable reclining chairs. I usually get a whiskey on the rocks to go with my cigar, and usually spend about one hundred dollars here before leaving. At the end of the night, my total spend comes to about seven hundred dollars. For one night on the town? That’s a lot of cash spent. Do I do this often? Yes, about once every weekend, usually on a Friday. Saturday? That’s another story. We’ll get to that fun night in a later post. The description of my wild Friday nights has been brought to you by my friends at NTS Landscaping, the best Scottsdale landscaping company that I’ve come across after living here for twenty years.
I recently read a book about how to pick up women. This book was written by a guy that worked for the NY Times but quit his job to follow around, and write about, a pick up artist by the name of Mystery. This guy mystery uses psychology to initiate conversations with women than position himself as an alpha male in order to sleep with them. This guy Mystery eventually went onto host a TV show called The Pickup Artist. The show was outrageously entertaining to watch because he could transform the dorkiest of guys into smooth talking players. Why am I talking about this? Well, Scottsdale is a different breed than most cities I’ve been to. A lot of the guys spend money like they’re rich and a lot of the women go for it only to find out the guy they were with was a joker, and worse than that, a broke joker. I wanted to write this post for the guys out there that think they need to act like they have money to get girls. The reason this is important to me is because I see guys living stressed out lives because they bought a BMW they couldn’t afford to impress people. There’s no sense in living like this because there are plenty of proven ways to get women in Scottsdale without spending a bunch of money you don’t have. Follow along…
I’ve never been one to shy away from a challenge or approaching the hottest girl at the bar. I’ve always been able to pick up girls but I wanted to test this guys stuff anyway just to see what the outcome would be. Would I land more girls on a consistent basis than before? I was willing to try and be the guinea pig for you all. The results were pretty amazing so I’m going to break it down step by step and tell you what I did.
First of all, when you’re approaching a girl you can’t be like every other guy that’s tried to hit on her that night. Start the conversation off by asking her if she saw that crazy fight outside that just happened. What ever you do, DON’T tell her how beautiful she is! Every other guys tried that before you and it got them no where. Next, don’t waste anytime after your opened, roll right into an interesting story or grab her hand and twirl her around. You’re the man in this situation and you’re positioning yourself as different and better than any of the other guys around you.
Once you’re in conversation with her, don’t be afraid to bounce around subjects. If she’s responding to something you’re saying, quickly change it up and ask her another question. Come back to the subject you were previously talking about at a later time. This keeps the conversation fresh and exciting. Grab her hand and tell her you’re both going to hit the dance floor. If she’s in a group of people say, “hey, I’m going to borrow your friend for a minute.” You want to be cool with her friends, that’s extremely important.
I’ll get into the details of how to seal the deal in a later post. If you try these basic maneuvers your chances of scoring with this girl are going to go up dramatically. How did it end for me? I’m just going to say that there were 10 in 7 days. I’ll leave you to interpret that.
Hey fellas, and girls that are nosy and love to gossip about what they read in a magazine to their friends. Welcome to this chapter of my story. I like to call it, “what happens in Scottsdale, stays in Scottsdale.” My interest in women began at an early age. I was in chat rooms on AOL flirting with girls and trying to get nude photos of them at age 11. I quickly had my first girl friend at the age of 12 and managed to last in that relationship for 6 months. Fast forward 10 years and one relationship that lasted 2 years when I was age seventeen through nineteen, and here I am. Most would say that it’s silly that I’ve only been in a relationship for for about 2 and a half years of my life. Most would say I’m missing out on something great, like the feeling of love. I’m here to tell you all that stuff is garbage! I come home when I want, do what I want, and you know, whatever else I want!
I couldn’t picture life any other way. I work from home and love to travel. Actually, I shouldn’t say “work “from home”. I can work remotely from any place on the planet that has an internet connection. I also need a computer, ipad, or at worst case scenario, an iphone. Most of the time I do require a lap top but I can still do some pretty amazing shit and make some pretty good money from just an iphone. Anyway, do you know how hard it is to find someone else that can travel whenever they want to? I’ve been trying to find someone as cool as me that can work from anywhere in the world and loves to travel, but that person is hard to find. Most of you are probably saying, “Why don’t you just pay for your spouse to travel with you?” Here’s my response, “I take care of my family first and foremost. I want my mom and dad to live an extremely comfortable retirement and be able to do things that they never would have dreamed possible.” After I take care of them, plus my monthly lifestyle and spending habits, that doesn’t leave a whole lot of extra money. I’m earning good, but I’m definitely not rich.
In case you’re wondering what I do for a living, I own an online marketing firm. We provide lead generation services for small business owners through digital marketing. Digital marketing is just a fancy way of saying that you put advertisements for businesses up on social media and help them easily get found in the search engines. When a customer calls that business because they saw them on social media or in one of the search engines, that company pays me money! It’s a skill that certainly pays the bills, but I don’t really know how big I want to take it. I love having the freedom and flexibility of picking up and going anywhere in the world I want to. I’m trying to learn how to manage an entire business from a laptop with an internet connection, but it’s no easy feat.
P.S. I know if you’re a woman, you still read this article because you saw the headline. This wasn’t that bad, right? I didn’t go into any graphic or incriminating details about my life because I knew you were going to read this because of the title. Gotcha!